Animal Control (TV Series)

Rabbits and Pythons (2023)

John Procaccino: Jimmy Shaw

Quotes 

• Jimmy Shaw : [knocking]  Oh, look what the cat dragged in.

  Frank Shaw : [sarcastically]  It's nice to see you too, Dad. Look, um... I had a near-death experience today and, I don't know, I don't wanna die with things left unsaid.

  Jimmy Shaw : [indifferently]  I'm listening.

  Frank Shaw : Anyway, I just wanted you to know that you're a terrible father who never had my back and I want you to rot in hell.

  [pausing for response] 

  Frank Shaw : So that's it. Those are the two items.

  [turns to walk away] 

  Jimmy Shaw : Well look, uh... you came this far, at least come in and have a beer.

  Frank Shaw : [incredulously]  Did you just hear what I said?

  Jimmy Shaw : Yeah. Bad father and, uh... the rotting thing. You want a beer or not?

  Frank Shaw : What kind you got?

  Jimmy Shaw : Rainier. I've been drinking the same beer since I was 12. You too good for Rainier now?

  Frank Shaw : I've always been too good for Rainier.

  [enters the house] 

  Frank Shaw : What are you, like, 100 now?

  [closes door] 

• Frank Shaw : Donut Wednesday, Delores. It's a sacred tradition. Handed down to us by the Romans. You defiled this holy tabernacle with your cru d'été.

  Amit Patel : [chimes-in]  This is our tabernacle, Delores.

  Jimmy Shaw : Okay. This office has a serious case of the late morning sugar blues and someone had to intervene.

  Frank Shaw : How dare you act unilaterally. It's America. It's donuts.

• Templeton Dudge : Looks like I have an email that is stuck in my outbox. Boom!

  [phone alerts chiming] 

  Templeton Dudge : Fixed it. Enjoy.

  Emily Price : A gleefully vindictive message from Officer Templeton Dutch.

  Frank Shaw : That jerk got a hold of our body-cam footage.

  Emily Price : Oh, he did know about the rabbits.

  Amit Patel : Ugh.

  Jimmy Shaw : Look at you guys running away from the li'l rabbits!

  Amit Patel : We were regrouping!