- [first lines]
- Emmet: To you.
- Victoria Chase: And you. I'd give you a standing O, but we already did that in the shower.
- Nikki: [knocking] Emmet, I know you're in there!
- Emmet: Oh, no.
- Victoria Chase: Who is it?
- Emmet: Sh-sh-sh-sh-sh. She has bat-like hearing.
- Nikki: I heard that.
- [Nikki enters]
- Nikki: Emmet, we need to talk.
- Victoria Chase: Excuse me, but who are you to barge into my trailer?
- Nikki: I'm his wife. Who the hell are you?
- Melanie Moretti: Talk to him. People say that communication is the key to any relationship.
- Victoria Chase: People don't say that; women say that. Lonely women whose boyfriends have left them because they always want to talk about the relationship.
- Melanie Moretti: Helping him out is the nice thing to do, the Cleveland thing to do.
- Elka Ostrovsky: Well, even in Cleveland there's a line. It's not like Dayton, where anything goes.
- [last lines]
- Ye'arj: Well, thank you for your hospitality. Oh, here.
- [places parcel on table]
- Ye'arj: Take this one.
- Melanie Moretti: Oh, but, it's addressed to the Thompsons.
- Ye'arj: Ah, you know how sometimes you forget to tip the mailman, and you think it doesn't matter?
- Melanie Moretti: Yeah...
- Ye'arj: It always matters.