Dallas (TV Series)

Sins of the Father (2013)

Larry Hagman: J.R. Ewing

Quotes 

• J.R. Ewing : It's a sad day when an old man can sneak up on a super ninja.

• J.R. Ewing : We both know that rich folks don't go to jail but people who clean up after them do.

• J.R. Ewing : It's a rare and beautiful thing when enemies share the same enemy.

• J.R. Ewing : You use those puppy dog eyes you got from me and that's going to bring the Mamma Bear out in Sue Ellen.

• Bobby Ewing : [JR is surfing the internet on a tablet in his bedroom, laughing... Bobby comes to his open door]  J.R.

  J.R. Ewing : Hey Bobby... I'm just lookin' at some old news clippings of my past exploits. It seems like I was quite a scoundrel, huh?

  Bobby Ewing : J.R... .I need your help.

  J.R. Ewing : What's gotten into you?

  Bobby Ewing : Harris Ryland is NOT going to jail for kidnapping Emma. The statute of limitations has expired... and I want him to pay.

  J.R. Ewing : [concerned]  Well, I've seen that look before. You go over there to get justice, and you're likely to beat him to death.

  Bobby Ewing : That's why I need you... to help me find a way to bring him down.

  J.R. Ewing : [thoughtfully]  Don't you worry, little brother. It's gonna be my masterpiece.

  [smiles evilly]