- Dr. Zoe Hart: [Zoe is about to give Tonya shot, she is wearing a white medical jacket and white latex gloves] Yep, it's strep throat. I'm going to give you a shot of antibiotics to help, but it's very contagious, so avoid close contact with others.
- Tonya: Yeah, *so* not gonna happen.
- Dr. Zoe Hart: Excuse me?
- Tonya: Every day after school, I meet my boyfriend at the pond. well, the guy who *will* be my boyfriend once he dumps the girl he's dating now who is *so* not as hot as me.
- Dr. Zoe Hart: [scoffs] Small prick.
- Tonya: [Zoe pokes Tonya with the needle] Ow!
- Dr. Zoe Hart: I'm sorry, if I seemed angry, but I'm not. It's just that people get hurt when others cheat.
- Tonya: Don't take it out on me, that Wade Kinsella cheated on you.
- Dr. Zoe Hart: Seriously? That's how you're gonna talk to the woman with the needle?
- [she holds up the needle]
- Tonya: It's you're job to give me medical advice, not judge me just because guys find me irresistible.
- Dr. Zoe Hart: You know what? You're so right. You should send you're *boyfriend* in for treatment, since he's been exposed to your irresistible strep.
- [Tonya scoffs]
- Tansy Truitt: [Zoe and Tansy are at the bar and Lemon is slightly drunk] Whew. Welcome to the official Wade-free zone. , modernation is the key. Modulation. Modernization.
- Dr. Zoe Hart: I agree. You know, this is great. But honestly, I still feel terrible.
- Tansy Truitt: That's cause you haven't killed enough brain cells yet.
- Tansy Truitt: [Tansy pours Zoe more wine]
- Dr. Zoe Hart: I'm a doctor. I should know that.
- Tansy Truitt: [holds up her glass]
- Dr. Zoe Hart: To the death of brain cells, especially ones that reminds us of...
- Tansy Truitt: [a country singer on stage behind them interrupts her and Tansy, she and Tansy turn around slowly]
- Dr. Zoe Hart: How many dead brain cells until I didn't see that?