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Batman Vs. Scarecrow (2012)

Matthew J. McCarthy: Crane

Quotes 

• Batman : No! Girl Scouts!

  Crane : You're scared of Girl Scouts?

  Batman : They're knocking on the door. I don't have any cash!

• Crane : Leave no traces.

  Henchman #1 : Torch the place.

  Henchman #2 : I gotta take a piss.

  Crane : [as Henchman #2 walks away]  Why does he do that every time we're committing a crime?

• Crane : You jump off of buildings and you fight criminals and you're scared of roombas?

  Batman : How does it know which way to go if we don't push it?

  Crane : Wow.

• Batman : No! Stay away, Christopher McDonald!

  Christopher McDonald : Hey Batman. How ya doin'?

  Crane : Oh my God. Are you kidding me?

  Batman : Goose McKenzie, you keep your distance!

  Christopher McDonald : Goose McKenzie? That's going way back. Most people know me as Shooter McGavin but, uh, thanks for knowing my work.

  Batman : AAH!

• Batman : Baths!

  Crane : Bats! See? That makes sense! Because you're afraid of bats so you dress like a bat so you could frighten your enemies like a...

  Batman : No, no. Not bats. Baths!

  Crane : Baths.

  Batman : Baths. You know a bath?

  Crane : Yep.

  Batman : Taking a quick shower is just as refreshing and uses one-third the water!

  Crane : And you're Gotham's savior?

  Batman : It's wasteful!