Elementary (TV Series)

The Deductionist (2013)

Jonny Lee Miller: Sherlock Holmes

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Quotes 

• [on Drummond] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : So she's an ex.

  Sherlock Holmes : More like a C. C-plus, at best. We had an arrangement while she was in London, similar to the arrangement I have with other women here in New York. We performed the act of love loudly and repeatedly, without any actual love, or even any "like." I would describe it as an act of self-love, were it not for the fact that she was technically present.

• [Holmes is dismissive of an FBI profiler assisting the investigation] 

  Dr. Joan Watson : Isn't profiling part of what you do?

  Sherlock Holmes : I deduce. Enormous difference.

• Sherlock Holmes : [on Drummond]  If she was wrong about you...

  Martin Ennis : Then maybe she's wrong about you as well. Maybe you won't die after turning back to drugs, to help dull those senses that just won't shut down. Is that what terrifies you?

  Sherlock Holmes : That and clowns.

• [first lines] 

  Sexy Woman #1 : You ready to get in on the act?

  Sherlock Holmes : I thought you'd never ask.

  [the two ladies handcuff him to the chair... then turn off the music] 

  Sherlock Holmes : What's this, intermission?

  Sexy Woman #1 : No, this is the part where we take your stuff.

  Sexy Woman #2 : We're robbing you.

  Sherlock Holmes : I don't suppose you could finish the show first?

  Sexy Woman #1 : How much money do you keep in the house?

  Sherlock Holmes : I've never been robbed by people in their underwear before. Well, no, there was this one chap... but you two are much prettier.