Get Hard (2015)
Will Ferrell: James
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Quotes
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Darnell Lewis : When life throws you Dick you make Dick-ade!
James King : Dick-ade doesn't sound like a significant improvement over dick.
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Darnell Lewis : When you was at Harvard, did you ever get raped for failing a test?
James King : I think that's more of a Yale thing.
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Darnell Lewis : Let's see your mad dog face!
[King bursts into tears]
Darnell Lewis : What are you doing, James?
James King : Sad Dog. I think that's a strategy that could work, don't sexually harass me I'm already sad...
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[prison yard training]
Darnell Lewis : Go back to where you belong!
James King : I don't know where I belong!
Darnell Lewis : I know where you belong... you belong with me!
[smiles at King]
James King : [freaked out] I don't want that!
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James King : My life is ruined, because after thirty days I'm going to prison!... It's not as bad as I've heard, is it?
Darnell Lewis : Hell yeah, it's bad!
James King : Teach me how to survive in prison, the way you did!
Darnell Lewis : [amazed] Tell me how you know I went to prison?
James King : Given your low economic status, your perceived lack of college education... statistically, you definitely went to prison!
[pause]
Darnell Lewis : See you tomorrow, convict.
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Martin : I built this company with my two own hands. Just me, that computer and an eight million dollar loan from my father.
James King : You really did it all on your own.
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[stands naked in his garden]
James King : [sees his gardener staring at him] Buenos diaz, Cecil!
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James King : For the love of Alan Greenspan!
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James King : I'm not trying to appropriate your culture.
Darnell Lewis : That's great. I'll tell the others.
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James King : My real father never had time for me. He shipped me off to boarding school in London with the Murdochs and the Bin Ladens. Of course, that was before. I mean, we knew they cheated in soccer, but had no idea...
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James King : Hey, son. You're a disappointment to your parents - who I fucked.