Community (TV Series)
Heroic Origins (2013)
Joel McHale: Jeff Winger
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : But, Jeff, it's a graduation gift. You see, on the surface we seem like just a group of people from diverse backgrounds who have become unlikely friends. But according to my research, our paths have crossed many times. We were destined to meet, like a team of superheroes. This is our origin story.
Jeff Winger : And here... we... go. Abed, we don't have origin stories. We have lives. Well, at least...
[looks around the table, everyone is excited with Abed's suggestion]
Jeff Winger : Yep, just me.
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Britta Perry : What are you guys doing here?
Jeff Winger : I guess we all *really* wanted yogurt.
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Jeff Winger : [to Abed] Maybe you coincidentally affected some of us. But I actively endorsed pain. I was the bad guy, and... I'd like to think I'm not that guy anymore.
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Jeff Winger : Abed, it's amazing. I mean, yes, 2008 was the height of the slightly sour frozen yogurt craze, but... that still doesn't explain it. Maybe we really were all meant to be together. I'm not sure I understand it, but maybe we don't have to. What I do know is that the ways our paths crossed, even when they were bad, all led us to this point. And I wouldn't have it any other way.
Abed Nadir : So what you're saying is that we're all each other's Uncle Ben's murder.
Troy Barnes : And we're all Spider-Men.
Jeff Winger : Yeah. Let's say I'm saying that.
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Abed Nadir : I wanted to make a prequel and I ruined everything. I guess it could happen to anyone. I should probably write George Lucas a note of apology.
Jeff Winger : Okay, let's not get crazy.
