- Navid Shirazi: Hey, we can't break into the gym again, so we need to find a new place. They're really into us, man.
- Liam Court: Navid, it's some stupid secret club. Who cares what they're into?
- Navid Shirazi: Hey, these people have connections. They can open doors.
- Liam Court: I can open my own doors.
- Navid Shirazi: Dude, come on. Don't leave me hanging. You started the whole fight thing. The way you threw down, hey, you were like a madman.
- Liam Court: I'm not a madman. And I'm not some sideshow for your new fake friends.
- Navid Shirazi: So, what, you're just gonna bail on me?
- Liam Court: Yeah, pretty much.
- Naomi Clark: No sad faces. Divorce sucks, but it's the right thing.
- Max Miller: Yeah. No, it is. We're too young.
- Naomi Clark: Yeah, and we're too impulsive. Getting married like that was so Britney Spears.
- Erin Silver: She's your idea of a surrogate? Are you kidding me? The pretentious accent, man.
- Teddy Montgomery: She studied at Oxford.
- Erin Silver: She grew up in Tarzana.
- Teddy Montgomery: Ugh. Silver, you're being arbitrary and stalling. I thought you wanted this to happen.
- Erin Silver: I do want this to happen. I just don't want my baby - excuse me, our baby - being carried by someone who I would cross the street just to avoid.
- Max Miller: So, I thought the old erupting volcano would be a good place to start.
- Naomi Clark: It's always reliable. I like exploding soda bottles, too. Kids love explosions.
- Max Miller: This is like high school science lab all over again.
- Naomi Clark: Oh, well, I have a bad reputation for science phobia.
- Max Miller: You refused to gather dirt samples. And don't get me started on your rants about the periodic table.
- Naomi Clark: I was right about that. They do need to come up with better names. Zirconium is the only one that you can remember, and that's because it's synonymous with tacky, fake QVC diamonds. Imagine if it were called Morocco.
- Max Miller: Why Morocco?
- Naomi Clark: Somewhere fabulous and exotic. That's an element that I would wanna know more about.
- Navid Shirazi: Liam! What's up, champ?
- Liam Court: Yo, Navid, what's up?
- Navid Shirazi: The Cronus guys want another fight.
- Liam Court: Hey. Keep it down, man. You wanna advertise to the whole campus?
- Dixon Wilson: Ade thinks I played her, but I really didn't mean it like that, man.
- Navid Shirazi: Using the money from Ade's gig to pay for Megan's scholarship was pretty cold.
- Dixon Wilson: Well, no good deed goes unpunished, right? Megan dumped me and Ade hates me.
- Navid Shirazi: Why don't you let Ade out of her contract?
- Dixon Wilson: Dude, I got calls out to everybody I know in the music business just to try to get my label started. And right now, Ade is my only asset. It's like I'm hanging by a thread here.
- Naomi Clark: Okay, these pants are cut to practically guarantee camel toe.
- Annie Wilson: [to the saleswoman] She'll take one in every color.
- Dixon Wilson: [after Ade is caught shoplifting] What the hell is wrong with you?
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: I wanted a dress and various other things. Why do you even care?
- Dixon Wilson: Because it makes you look like some trashy, washed-up Lohan mess. And makes me look like a bottom-feeder.
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Really? Then you should tear up my contract and protect yourself.
- Dixon Wilson: Nice try, okay? I already talked to the store, and they're dropping the charges and keeping quiet. This is staying out of the tabloids.
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: You just take care of everything, don't you?
- Dixon Wilson: Okay, Ade, look. I get that our professional relationship isn't working. I get that, okay? But do you think this is the smartest way of dealing with it?
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: I'll pretty much try anything.
- Naomi Clark: There's the last box of stuff that you forgot.
- Max Miller: [looking inside] Wait, wait, wait, wait. What is this?
- Naomi Clark: Oh, silly me. I must have grabbed the wrong box. This is the one for the mad-scientist guy for the After School Achievers event. The one you were gonna do. Let me take...
- Max Miller: [stopping her as she moves to leave] Let me guess, the guy you were gonna replace me with dropped out?
- Naomi Clark: No. He was 6'4" and and looked like a felon. I had to let him go because he was too scary for the kids.
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: [Dixon texts her] "Rand Gunn is coming tomorrow. Time to step it up, Ade. D." Unbelievable.
- Erin Silver: Who's Rand Gunn?
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: I don't know. Probably some manager. I'm sure Dixon's trying to package me on a tour with some of his artists.
- Erin Silver: A tour? Really?
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Yeah. He gets to make money while I slave away for a year at country fairs and amusement parks on a janky bus that smells like cheese puffs, weed, and funk.
- Erin Silver: [snickering] Sorry. Um, can he make you go on a tour if you don't want to?
- Adrianna Tate-Duncan: Yeah. The only way out of this mess is to really blow it up. Go big.
- Erin Silver: Okay, you're starting to scare me.