Quotes
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Naomi Clark : No sad faces. Divorce sucks, but it's the right thing.
Max Miller : Yeah. No, it is. We're too young.
Naomi Clark : Yeah, and we're too impulsive. Getting married like that was so Britney Spears.
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Max Miller : So, I thought the old erupting volcano would be a good place to start.
Naomi Clark : It's always reliable. I like exploding soda bottles, too. Kids love explosions.
Max Miller : This is like high school science lab all over again.
Naomi Clark : Oh, well, I have a bad reputation for science phobia.
Max Miller : You refused to gather dirt samples. And don't get me started on your rants about the periodic table.
Naomi Clark : I was right about that. They do need to come up with better names. Zirconium is the only one that you can remember, and that's because it's synonymous with tacky, fake QVC diamonds. Imagine if it were called Morocco.
Max Miller : Why Morocco?
Naomi Clark : Somewhere fabulous and exotic. That's an element that I would wanna know more about.
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Naomi Clark : There's the last box of stuff that you forgot.
Max Miller : [looking inside] Wait, wait, wait, wait. What is this?
Naomi Clark : Oh, silly me. I must have grabbed the wrong box. This is the one for the mad-scientist guy for the After School Achievers event. The one you were gonna do. Let me take...
Max Miller : [stopping her as she moves to leave] Let me guess, the guy you were gonna replace me with dropped out?
Naomi Clark : No. He was 6'4" and and looked like a felon. I had to let him go because he was too scary for the kids.
