Don't Trust the B---- in Apartment 23 (TV Series)

Dating Games... (2013)

Dreama Walker: June Colburn

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• [first lines] 

  June Colburn : [speaking into camera]  Okay, cards on the table. I'm not that great at dating. My ex-fiance and I were together since high school, so I just haven't had a ton of experience at it. My roommate says you should treat dating as a game...

  Chloe : What are you doing?

  June Colburn : [softly]  I'm talking to this guy.

  Chloe : No, why are you saying what you're saying? It's boring.

  June Colburn : What? It's not boring.

  Chloe : [into camera]  I'm sorry, my friend wants to apologize for her boringness.

  June Colburn : I do not wanna apologize for my boringness!

  Chloe : To make up for it, she'll show you her taters.

  June Colburn : My what?

  [looks annoyed] 

  Chloe : You know, your rack, your guns, your gewgaws, your jilk mugs.

  [to the interviewer:] 

  Chloe : See? So boring.

  [shakes her head] 

• Chloe : [still panting]  You walk fast for your leg-length.

  June Colburn : You were supposed to be helping me meet a guy, not find one for yourself! Where did you even have time to ask him out?

  Chloe : When you were putting on your lip gloss. That was a diversionary tactic on my part. Frankly, you were kind of already wearing too much.

  June Colburn : Why would you do that to me?

  Chloe : [shaking her head]  I've always wanted what other people want. Take something that's available, who wants that? Take something from someone... Value!

  June Colburn : Unbelievable. This is not a game!