- Norma Louise Bates: When I moved here, no one prepared me for the colossal, frickin' facedive off a cliff that living in this crazy town really is!
- Norman Bates: It's just a dream, Dylan.
- Dylan Massett: You wouldn't want to actually hurt anybody though, would you?
- Norman Bates: Of course wouldn't want to. I've never wanted to hurt anyone. Except you once in a while.
- Norman Bates: No matter where we go, things will always be the same, because you do things that don't make sense! You, you're crazy!
- Norma Louise Bates: I will sue you!
- Matt Brownstein: Okay, you can. But I'm $40,000 in debt, I live with my girl friend, and my mom owns my car. So I don't think...
- Norma Louise Bates: [whacks him in the head with her purse]