- Adrianne Curry: Thanks for having me, considering I haven't done nothing great in the community of pornography, but...
- Dave Attell: Oh, please, you've launched a million loads. Guys love you.
- Dave Attell: What do you think of this guy? He's blond, but his beard is... dark.
- Sean Michaels: It, his beard is... is... wow.
- Dave Attell: Something scared him, or he's from Finland.
- Asa Akira: [Watching 'Little French Maid'] The acting's better.
- Dave Attell: You think?
- Asa Akira: Yeah, I think so.
- Dave Attell: Well I guess they had more time to act since they weren't shaving their boxes, right?
- Adrianne Curry: They're, they're gonna double penetrate here.
- Dave Attell: Three-eyed turtle. Every hole. Nice.
- Asa Akira: Like, I feel so bad for that you'll never know how a DP feels.
- Dave Attell: What? I might go to prison.
- Asa Akira: No, but you don't have a vagina.
- Dave Attell: Oh. Yet...
- Adrianne Curry: But, I thought this was supposed to like to get you off. This whole scene right here is kinda drying my vagina up.
- Dave Attell: What did you say, the primordial ooze?
- Kayden Kross: Yes.
- Dave Attell: Someone goes to school online. Holy... watch out, professor!
- Adrianne Curry: You know, most dicks in porn are nice, and then the one that aren't are there for us to just laugh at.
- Sean Michaels: [choosing between a European and an American orgy scene] For me, the, the, the European orgy, by far.
- Dave Attell: Dude, you're being too nice. 'Cause you know, this orgy is followed by a very long political discussion.
- Kayden Kross: I do that in the orgies, actually: I can tell who was on the dick last.
- Dave Attell: Wow, you can smell it? Hm.
- Jesse Jane: Hm-hm.
- Kayden Kross: It's not a bad thing.
- Jesse Jane: Everybody has a distinct smell.
- Kayden Kross: Everybody has a smell.
- Dave Attell: Really?
- Jesse Jane: They do.
- Dave Attell: Oh, nice.
- Kayden Kross: Yeah, It's like a fingerprint.
- Dave Attell: We gotta get you guys working at airport security. You guys have like these amazing like sixth, seventh sense.
- Kayden Kross: We're like detectives.
- Asa Akira: That's something I've learned in porn.
- Dave Attell: Yeah?
- Asa Akira: That there's, there's a little bit more in there.
- Dave Attell: There's always a little more.
- Asa Akira: Yeah.
- Dave Attell: Yeah. And of course, the jizz at the end, those are the slower kids.