Dave's Old Porn (TV Series)
Retro Orgy Night (2012)
Asa Akira: Self
Quotes
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Asa Akira : [Watching 'Little French Maid'] The acting's better.
Dave Attell : You think?
Asa Akira : Yeah, I think so.
Dave Attell : Well I guess they had more time to act since they weren't shaving their boxes, right?
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Asa Akira : Like, I feel so bad for that you'll never know how a DP feels.
Dave Attell : What? I might go to prison.
Asa Akira : No, but you don't have a vagina.
Dave Attell : Oh. Yet...
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Asa Akira : That's something I've learned in porn.
Dave Attell : Yeah?
Asa Akira : That there's, there's a little bit more in there.
Dave Attell : There's always a little more.
Asa Akira : Yeah.
Dave Attell : Yeah. And of course, the jizz at the end, those are the slower kids.