Community (TV Series)
Basic Human Anatomy (2013)
Yvette Nicole Brown: Shirley Bennett
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Shirley Bennett : Speaking of tomorrow, Troy and Britta, have you decided what you're gonna do for your one-year anniversary?
Britta Perry , Troy Barnes : Of...?
Annie Edison : Your first date?
Britta Perry : Oh! Duh doy! Yeah!
Troy Barnes : That was a test and you failed.
Pierce Hawthorne : You guys are dating? Man! Somebody's sure is working her way around the table.
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Abed Nadir : Freaky Friday. Oh, Troy, you are so thoughtful. I wish I had the capacity for sentimentality like you do.
Troy Barnes : Me? I wish I was more like you. No emotional hang-ups, endless cool adventures. You have it so easy.
Abed Nadir : No, you do, Troy.
Troy Barnes : No, you do, Abed.
[both grab the Freaky Friday cover]
Abed Nadir , Troy Barnes : I wish I could switch places with you for just one day.
[both start to go in circles and make weird sounds while the lighting starts to switch on and off, and then they fall over dramatically]
Shirley Bennett : Oh...
Jerry : [appearing] Sorry. Routine light-switch check.
Troy Barnes : I thought that would work.
Jeff Winger : Yeah, we're all floored it didn't.
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Shirley Bennett : Uh, is this a bad time?
Dean Pelton : [Acting as Jeff] Uh, I'm in Greendale, stuck in the body of a man who could be Gollum's shadow, so yeah, id say it's half past suck.
Annie Edison : [Giggles, flustered] Totally. "Half past suck." That's funny.
Shirley Bennett : Okay. That's creepy.
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Annie Edison : So I'm number two again, which is what it is. But you know, if I'm not going to be Valedictorian, I'm glad it will be you.
Shirley Bennett : Mm, me too.
Annie Edison : You mean you hope it's me if it's not you, or that you're glad it's you?
Shirley Bennett : Yes.
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Troy Barnes : Speaking of anniversaries, it is the third anniversary of me and Abed watching Freaky Friday for the first time.
Shirley Bennett , Annie Edison : Oh... That, you remember?