- Dan Gillick: Oh, I can't kill you
- Homer Simpson: I knew you were weak
- Dan Gillick: If you think I'm so weak, give me back the gun.
- Homer Simpson: You are weak, but no
- Dan Gillick: Let's see how weak I am with the gun.
- Homer Simpson: No, I don't want to...
- Dan Gillick: Give me the gun.
- Homer Simpson: I don't want to see it.
- Dan Gillick: You're making me mad and I want to shoot you now.
- Homer Simpson: I don't have to see it. Huh? I can imagine it.
- Dan Gillick: Give it to me. Give me the gun.
- Homer Simpson: No. Come on weakling, get it from me.
- Dan Gillick: I'm not... ya... I'm not weak with the gun
- Homer Simpson: Yeah... well yeah. Well see who's got it now
- Dan Gillick: When I have a gun...
- Homer Simpson: Yeah well you ain't so...
- Dan Gillick: ...I'm not weak at all...