NCIS (TV Series)
Devil's Trifecta (2012)
Joe Spano: T.C. Fornell
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Quotes
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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [entering] Hey, Gibbs. What's taking so long? Come on, people, chop-chop...
[sees McGee and Diane asleep on the couch, intertwined, albeit fully clothed]
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Holy Fourth of July Weenie Roast, *what the hell am I looking at*?
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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [Referring to Diane] It's getting late - with Lambert on the loose, she should probably sleep at your house tonight. I'll talk to you later.
[Tries to leave quickly. Gibbs stops him]
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, you're right. She shouldn't be alone. And since you married her last, I think that means your place.
Abby Sciuto : [Watching from the side,] This is gonna be good.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : I've got no clean sheets.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : My heater's broken.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : I've got toxic black mold in my kitchen.
Timothy McGee : I'll let these two figure it out since I know the one place she's definitely *not* staying.
[Gibbs and Fornell turn and face McGee]
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Leon Vance : Mrs. Sterling was telling you the truth, at least partly. She did go back to work for the I.R.S., just not as an auditor. She's been promoted to a GS-11 position in Enforcement.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Which means...?
Diane Sterling : It means that you two aren't the only ones with a badge!
[She slaps her badge down on Vance's desk. Gibbs and Fornell both peer at it]
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Wow...
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : My breakfast burrito is about to say, "hello!"
Leon Vance : The I.R.S. Deputy Commissioner called when he heard that we had one of their agents.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : "Agents"?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Wow...
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : And the Lord wept.
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Ziva David : [re: Diane] Her presence at the bar where Seaman Brown worked might have simply been a coincidence.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : No way, and enough with the girl power. More likely she finally hired that hit man she's been talking about for years to take me out.
[Gibbs and his team all look at Fornell, silently asking if he's serious]
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [laughing] ... No! No.
[They keep looking at him]
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : But we should put a pin in that.
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Donald Mallard : Six shots right to the chest. Nice shooting! Remind me not to get on your bad side. Jethro, I think we can safely say the cause of death was...
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : One pissed-off FBI agent.
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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Did she just give us orders?
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah... but they're good ones.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [annoyed] I know.
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Ziva David : And we're getting a solid image from the camera in Diane's brooch, which looks much better on you than it did on me, by the way.
Timothy McGee : Just be careful not to knock it loose.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : Oh, it's not going anywhere. You spent more than enough time attaching it to my ex-wife's bosom. Way too much time if you ask me.
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Diane Sterling : [yelling at the interrogation room mirror] And you two! What, are you too afraid to come in here and face me yourselves!
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : [from the observation room] I won't dignify that with a response!
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You just did.
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Leon Vance : All right, calm down. If there was a hit put out on you, it means Agent Sterling is getting close. Which also means she's in danger, too.
Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : I want to see your files!
Diane Sterling : [scoffs] No way.
Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Wasn't a request.
Diane Sterling : Oh, I'm so sorry, let me rephrase that: Go...!
Leon Vance : I said, calm down.
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Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : You ever notice how she never gets sick? Even germs don't like her.