NCIS (TV Series)

Devil's Trifecta (2012)

David McCallum: Donald Mallard

Quotes 

• Anthony DiNozzo : Okay, if you don't tell me what happened between you and Diane, I'm just gonna have to believe the rumors.

  Timothy McGee : Tony, how many times do I have to tell you, nothing happened. Wait... what rumors?

  Jimmy Palmer : The kind that would make a grown man blush, McGee.

  Donald Mallard : Even our latest victim turned a slight shade of pink when he heard one, and he's dead.

  Timothy McGee : Oh please don't tell me everyone here's talking about this.

  Anthony DiNozzo : We're working an IRS fraud case. You sleeping alone is more interesting.

  Jimmy Palmer : Much less you sleeping with...

  Timothy McGee : I didn't. We didn't. Look, we found a house filled with nothing but frozen fish! That's not more interesting to you?

  Anthony DiNozzo , Jimmy Palmer , Donald Mallard : [trade a look among themselves, then]  No.

• Timothy McGee : Diane and I fell asleep on the couch, talking. That's all.

  Donald Mallard : Given Agents Gibbs and Fornell's propensity for violence, that's the story I would stick to if I were you.

• Donald Mallard : Six shots right to the chest. Nice shooting! Remind me not to get on your bad side. Jethro, I think we can safely say the cause of death was...

  Senior FBI Agent T.C. Fornell : One pissed-off FBI agent.