- Sebastian 'Bass' Monroe: Did you hear we're running out of bullets?
- Miles Matheson: What?
- Sebastian 'Bass' Monroe: We've been shooting so many rounds for so many years, at all these bandits, all these militias, we're running low. We're gonna have to ration. Or start using swords. We'll be like pirates.
- Major Tom Neville: You know... I know you. I recognized you the minute I laid eyes. That's Aaron Pittman, the wizard of Google. You've been on the cover of Wired magazine more times than I can count. I bet you were high and mighty when the lights were on. I bet you'd boss around those poor bastards in their tiny cubicles. I was one of those poor bastards myself. But now, look at you, and look at me. Now you need Miles saving your fat pockmarked ass. In fact, that's exactly what I'm counting on.