Modern Family (TV Series)
Mistery Date (2012)
Nolan Gould: Luke Dunphy
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Quotes
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Manny Delgado : Luke, I need you for this. You're sneakier than I am. You're a bigger liar. You have no moral compass.
Luke Dunphy : Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That's not even a challenge.
Manny Delgado : Oh, no. Three bar mitzvahs?
Luke Dunphy : Now it's interesting.
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Luke Dunphy : So you missed one dance.
Manny Delgado : It wasn't just a dance, it's the start of the whole dance season.
Luke Dunphy : It's like you never hear boys talk.
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Manny Delgado : She's not here. We have the wrong bar mitzvah.
Luke Dunphy : Not if you like prime rib, bubbie.
[seeing his look]
Luke Dunphy : You said to blend. I picked up some expressions at the latke station. P.S., they're hash browns.
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Manny Delgado : Oh, my god. Did you see that? She smiled at me.
Luke Dunphy : People get that way in dance season.
Manny Delgado : No girl's ever smiled at me like that. Luke, we have to go to that bar mitzvah.
Luke Dunphy : Why?
Manny Delgado : There was a connection. I know this sounds crazy, but I feel like my whole life has led to this moment.
Luke Dunphy : You made a very similar speech to get my mom to stop for those churros.
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Manny Delgado : How can she not be here, either? This is hopeless.
Luke Dunphy : Have a little faith. Did the Jews give up when the Egyptians chased them to the banks of the Red Sea?
Manny Delgado : How do you know all this stuff?
Luke Dunphy : Was I the only one listening to Uncle Menachem's toast?
Manny Delgado : Well, I'm glad it worked out for the ancient Jews, but at the moment, I don't see God doing me any...
Luke Dunphy : [spotting Manny's crush and her friends] Look!
Security Guard : [stopping him as he approaches her] I'm not gonna embarrass you, but you got one minute to get out of here. You, too.
Luke Dunphy : It's for the best. All this sneaking around was kind of weighing on me. Let's just grab our gift bags and go.
Manny Delgado : No. I still have 50 seconds.
[approacing his crush]
Manny Delgado : Excuse me. Hi. My name is Manny Delgado, and I've been searching for you since you smiled at me in the lobby today; maybe even my whole life. It's too late for us to have the magical night I was hoping for, but it's not too late for us to have a memento of what might have been. I'll be waiting.
[leaving, he heads into the photo; after a moment, she smiles and follows him]