Modern Family (TV Series)
Arrested (2012)
Jay Harik: Police Officer
Quotes
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Phil Dunphy : Look, this has got to be some kind of mistake. Our daughter's tiny. There's no way she assaulted anyone. Insulted, maybe. Was-was the cop wearing white socks and dark shoes? 'Cause that really sets her off.
Police Officer : Maybe you should watch this.
[Shows them dashcam footage of Haley falling off a fire escape into a police officer]
Phil Dunphy , Claire Dunphy , Mitchell Pritchett : Ooh!
Mitchell Pritchett : Okay. Now, that's very blurry footage. How can we be sure that that's Haley?
Haley Dunphy : [In the video] Don't hurt me! I'm just a student! I'm Haley Dunphy!
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Phil Dunphy : We're here for Haley Dunphy.
Mitchell Pritchett : I'm Mitchell Pritchett. I'm Ms. Dunphy's attorney.
Police Officer : She won't be needing a lawyer today.
Mitchell Pritchett : Oh, I think I'll be the judge of that. I'd like to confer with my client now. Thank you.
Police Officer : All you have to do is post bail, and she's all yours.
Mitchell Pritchett : Really? Oh. That-that's fantastic.
Claire Dunphy : Sir, I am in no mood to defend my daughter today, believe me. But do you think it is the best use of resources to lock up college kids who've had a few drinks?
Police Officer : Ma'am, your daughter was charged with resisting arrest and assaulting a police officer.
Phil Dunphy : What?
Claire Dunphy : Ooh.
Mitchell Pritchett : Wow. You probably should've called a real lawyer, 'cause I don't... I'm not...
Claire Dunphy : Shh!