The Ridiculous 6 (2015)
Kimo Keoke: Short Stop
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Quotes
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Tommy aka White Knife : [Running between base plates] Where you going, nobody hit it.
Abner DoubleDay : I stole the base. You weren't looking so I stole it.
Chico : You said you could only advance after you hit the ball!
Abner DoubleDay : Not when you're stealing.
Short Stop : That's bullshit.
Abner DoubleDay : OK, Short Stop.
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Tommy aka White Knife : [Playing baseball] Okay, that's two past ya. So you're done, right?
Abner DoubleDay : No, no, I said three times.
Short Stop : No, you said two.
Abner DoubleDay : I said three! Three strikes and I'm out. I know what I said, shortstop. That's your new name, Short Stop, that's right. Now and forever, forever and ever, Short Stop, Short Stop, Short Stop.
[laughs]