Hateship Loveship (2013)

Kristen Wiig: Johanna Parry

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Quotes 

• Edith : [Glaring at Johanna who has distracted her from revealing her cookie cutter plans for the future, asks rudely]  "What do you want?"

  Johanna Parry : [knowing it will be going over Edith's head, says]  "I have what I want."

• Ken : [to Sabitha, his daughter]  Hey sweetie.

  Sabitha : You're like with her now aren't you?

  Ken : Yeah.

  Johanna Parry : If you and Edith weren't so good at writing letters...

• [first lines] 

  Mrs. Willets : Johanna?

  Johanna Parry : I'm here.

  Mrs. Willets : Yes.

  [Johanna sniffs the bed and see's that Mrs. Willets needs a change] 

  Mrs. Willets : I'd like to wear my blue dress.

  Johanna Parry : Yes, Ma'am

  [Johanna returns to find Mrs. Willets not alive, Johanna then irons and helps Mrs. Willets body into the blue dress] 

  Johanna Parry : [Johanna then phones the police]  Hi. Yes. I'd like to report a death. Yes, Ma'am. No, Um - I don't know. She's very old. I take care of her. No, I work here. Yes, Ma'am.

• [Johanna goes out to buy a dress in preparation on meeting Ken sometime in the near future] 

  Michelle's Clerk : [the clerk brings Johanna a bright green dress]  Why don't you slip into this, just for the heck of it?

  Michelle's Clerk : [Johanna takes a few seconds to slip into the green dress]  Come out here and look at it in the big mirror.

  Johanna Parry : [Johanna looks at herself in the mirror for several seconds]  Well, I better take it off so you can wrap it up.

  Michelle's Clerk : Wonderful.

  Johanna Parry : [continuing to look at herself in the mirror]  It's probably what I'm gonna be married in.

• [Edith types her e-mail to Johanna, pretending to be Ken on the other end] 

  Stevie : [Edith clicks away on the computer beside her friend Stevie]  You're so evil.

  Edith : [Edith chuckles in response]  Are you kidding? She loves this.

  [continuing to type, giggling, with a big smile on her face] 

  Stevie : Actually, it's pretty mean.

  [Edith continues to type without smiling anymore] 

  Stevie : [the camera cuts to Johanna in her bedroom reading Edith's fake e-mail] 

  Johanna Parry : [Johanna's plain expression becomes a wide-eyed, big smile, mumbling a quote from the e-mail]  You're beautiful...

  [Johanna covers her mouth face in pure joy] 

• [first lines] 

  Mrs. Willets : [from her bed]  Johanna?

  Johanna Parry : I'm here. I'm here.

  Mrs. Willets : Yes. Yes. I'd like to wear my blue dress.

  Johanna Parry : Yes, ma'am.

  [returns with her dress, but she is dead] 

• [last lines] 

  Edith : [chating after graduation]  So, hopefully I'll be married by the time I'm 26. That way, by the time they go to college, I'll still have time to, you know, live a little.

  [curtly to Johanna standing nearby] 

  Edith : What do you want?

  Johanna Parry : I have what I want.