Modern Family (TV Series)
When a Tree Falls (2012)
Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy
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Quotes
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Haley Dunphy : Alex, what are you doing here?
Alex Dunphy : Learning a valuable lesson about karma and how wrong it is to take pleasure in people's embarrassment.
Haley Dunphy : Wow. I don't know what any of that means, but you look like hell.
[taking a picture with her phone]
Haley Dunphy : Say "geek."
Alex Dunphy : No!
Haley Dunphy : [pointing to the guy she's with] He's a vandalizer!
Alex Dunphy : [in testimonial interviews] 593 likes and counting.
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Haley Dunphy : [picking up trash by the highway for community service] Oh, my god! A gold bracelet! Hey, can we keep what we find?
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Claire Dunphy : Haley! Hurry up! You're gonna be late. Alex, what are you doing?
Alex Dunphy : I need to document Haley's first day on the chain gang.
Phil Dunphy : It's not a chain gang. It's community service. And leave her alone. She feels bad enough as it is.
Haley Dunphy : [entering] Okay, I'm torn. On one hand, I'm like, "Ugh, I have to pick up garbage all day." And on the other hand, I'm like, "Look at me in orange."
[Alex takes a picture]
Haley Dunphy : Aw, that's cute. Send that to me.
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Claire Dunphy : Haley had a little run-in with the law in college.
Phil Dunphy : She was arrested for assaulting a police officer.
Haley Dunphy : Accidentally. I fell on him.
Phil Dunphy : While evading arrest for underage drinking.
Haley Dunphy : That was on purpose.
Claire Dunphy : They were very lenient with her. She only has to do community service.
Haley Dunphy : Because I do not have any priors.
Phil Dunphy : Taking a little too much pride in that, sweetheart.