30 Rock (TV Series)
Stride of Pride (2012)
Ryan Lochte: Ryan Lochte
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Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : Thank you for coming in, gentlemen. I look forward to discovering exactly what each of you has to offer Zarina that I do not. I know she has a sex idiot for uninhibited experimentation.
Ryan Lochte : No, I'm pretty sure we're in love.
Jack Donaghy : A filthy hippie to make her feel bohemian. I get it, I can't give her that... Someone to make her parents angry.
Black Nerd : Aw, man, is that all I am to her? It's 2012.
Jack Donaghy : Sorry, Norbert. The truth hurts. Interesting. A mean Wall Street type. I would have thought I was the money guy. So what does that make me? Just the perfect head of hair?
Hair Guy : Hey. Sorry I'm late.
Jack Donaghy : Heavenly father. You must be Ken Tremendous. I don't understand. What am I doing here? We've covered all the classic boyfriend archetypes. Except the father figure. Where is that guy, am I right? The one who falls asleep at the opera, and doesn't notice that she's texting her real boyfriend from his bed. Where's that sucker?
Ryan Lochte : Oh no, is it me?