Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (TV Series)
New Friend, Old Enemy (2012)
Greg Cipes: Michelangelo
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Quotes
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Michelangelo : Do you like pizza?
Chris Bradford : Yeah, sure...
Michelangelo : [hugs Bradford] We have so much in common!
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[last lines]
Raphael : How ya doing, Mikey?
Michelangelo : [sighs] This was all my fault, I should have never thought I could be friends with a human.
Raphael : Don't be so hard on yourself.
Michelangelo : So it's not my fault?
Raphael : Of course it's your fault!
[pause]
Raphael : If you tell the others, I'll beat the green off you, but... you're an awesome guy.
Michelangelo : Bradford didn't think so.
Raphael : Well, he's a psychotic killing machine. You deserve way better friends than that.
Michelangelo : You know what? You're right. Thanks, Raph!
Raphael : Anytime.
[leaves]
Michelangelo : [at the computer] "Unfriend." Hahaha! Revenge!
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Michelangelo : [cat on his shell] Anyone wanna help me with this?
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Michelangelo : Whoa, that rad! Oh, I wish me and Chris Bradford were friends!
[laughing]
April O'Neil : Mikey, you already have a human friend. Me!
Michelangelo : April, you don't count. We saved your life, you have to like us.
Raphael : [sarcastic] Too bad there's no place for freaks to meet people where no can see how hideous they are.
April O'Neil : Wait, there is... the internet! Donnie, can I see your laptop?
April O'Neil : Uh, y - uh, sure! Just a sec.
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April O'Neil : Check it out, It's a site where you can make friends with anybody online.
Michelangelo : Sweet!
Michelangelo : [gasp] Ohh, Chris Bradford's on here! He'll be my first friend!
Michelangelo : Mikey, people don't always respond immed -
[laptop beeps]
Michelangelo : But sometimes they do.
Michelangelo : [gasp] No way! Chris Bradford has accepted my friendship! I have a friend! Thanks, April!
Donatello : Where are you going? hey!
Michelangelo : To hang out with my friend, Chris Bradford.
April O'Neil : This guy's famous. He's probably has thousand friends.
Michelangelo : And guess who's number 5,286?
April O'Neil : You?
Michelangelo : Daniel Ramirez and I next to him. Later!
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Michelangelo : Awww! It's a little kitty! And its name is...
Cat Owner : [calling] Mittens!
Michelangelo : Good guess... Wait, who said that?
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Cat Owner : Mittens!
Donatello : I think that's the owner.
Donatello : What're you doing?
Raphael : Whoa, Hey.
Leonardo : Mikey, wait!
Michelangelo : What? I'm returning Mittens to her owner.
Raphael : Are you an idiot? Wait, let me rephrase that: You are an idiot!
Donatello : You can't show show yourself to a human!
Michelangelo : Why not?
Donatello : Because they'll freak the heck out, that why not!
Michelangelo : No they won't, I'm not so scary!
Raphael : You're an ugly green mutant, armed with ninja weapons!
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Raphael : Face it, humans will never understand you. Heck, we don't even understand you!
Michelangelo : [sighs] yeah.
[gasp]
Michelangelo : But I bet that guy would!
Leonardo : Chris Bradford. The martial arts superstar with a chain of dojos across the country. He's your soulmate?
Michelangelo : We've got so much in common.
[poses like Bradford]
Donatello : what if you stop standing like that?
Michelangelo : We'll have a little less in common, but still a lot! And look, he's in town for martial arts expo. Maybe he'll show me his secret kata, the Death Dragon and I'll show him my secret kata, the Secret Kata!
Donatello : Catchy
Michelangelo : check it out.
[shouting]
Michelangelo : [Whoopz] But don't tell anyone you saw it
Leonardo : No problem
Raphael : Face it, Mikey, Chris Bradford is the last person on earth that you would be his friends with you. Well, tried for last, with everyone else on earth.
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Michelangelo : Top that, turtle chumps!
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Leonardo : [after Mikey showed them a new move he learned] That was amazing!
Donatello : Yeah, it's devastatingly affective and complex.
Raphael : And yet even Mikey could learn it.
Michelangelo : Thank you.
[pauses]
Michelangelo : Hey!
