There might have been the makings of a movie in there somewhere, but try as I might, I just couldn't find it in the allotted 108 minutes. Maybe a single minute more may have done the trick. Aahh! Probably not!
IMDb's 10-line-minimum review length requirement forces me to waste even more of my time (and yours) talking about this nothing of a movie. Which, as it turns out, is not really a bad thing after all. It forces me, as though it needed it, to add that you will get at least something for your 108 minutes, namely a whole lot of ennui! For those of us still eating American Fries instead of the originally branded ones, that means "boredom." A whole lot of boredom, boredom, and more boredom is what I got for my 108 minutes. My near constant yawns proved to be the ketchup on my fries.
IMDb's 10-line-minimum review length requirement forces me to waste even more of my time (and yours) talking about this nothing of a movie. Which, as it turns out, is not really a bad thing after all. It forces me, as though it needed it, to add that you will get at least something for your 108 minutes, namely a whole lot of ennui! For those of us still eating American Fries instead of the originally branded ones, that means "boredom." A whole lot of boredom, boredom, and more boredom is what I got for my 108 minutes. My near constant yawns proved to be the ketchup on my fries.
