They Came Together (2014)

Lynn Cohen: Bubby

Quotes 

• Bubby : Are you okay, bubela?

  Joel : Hmm... Oh, yeah. I'm good. I'm just thinking about some stuff.

  Bubby : Let me tell you a little story.

  Kyle : [cut to restaurant scene]  Wait! Who is this person?

  Joel : My bubby. The lady I was talking about that likes fiction books?

  Karen : Oh, your grandmother.

  Joel : Yeah.

  Bubby : [cut to Bubby's apartment]  Let me tell you a little story. It's about bagels.

  Joel : Wait, say no more. I've got it. You were gonna say the bagels are a metaphor for the circle of life.

  Bubby : No, I wasn't gonna say that.

  Joel : Oh, my God, of course! How could I have not seen it? I let my desire to land the Dickricker account cloud my judgment! I know exactly what to do!

  [Joel stands] 

  Joel : Thank you, Bubby!

  Bubby : [Bubby stands and hugs Joel]  Oh, Joel, I'm so proud of you!

  Joel : [embrace lingers]  What are we doin'?

  Bubby : I don't know, but it feels so right.

  Joel : Oh, God, Bubby, I wanna f*** you so bad.

  Bubby : Do it. Do it, Joel. Don't overthink this.

  Joel : Oh, no.

  [Joel lifts Bubby's skirt revealing youthful legs and breaks the embrace] 

  Joel : I... I should go.

  Bubby : Yeah, I get it.

  Joel : Hey, Bubby.

  Bubby : Yes, bubela?

  Joel : Thanks.

  [cut to restaurant where Kyle and Karen are motionless in shock]