30 Rock (TV Series)

What Will Happen to the Gang Next Year? (2012)

James Marsden: Criss

Quotes 

• Liz Lemon : You can't go to prison, you idiot. They will ravage you and your beautiful woman face. I'll say I did it. I can handle prison. I have a mean face and I can will myself to sleep in any environment.

  Criss : Wait, what are you talking about?

  Liz Lemon : The heist. They saw your van. Why didn't you take out the cameras and kill all the witnesses, you beautiful bastard?

  Criss : I didn't rob a bank, Liz. God! No, I sold the van this morning To a really nice young guy on meth.

  Liz Lemon : You sold Van Der Beek? For me?

  Criss : I sold Van Der Beek For us. I don't wanna wait for our lives to be over.