30 Rock (TV Series)

What Will Happen to the Gang Next Year? (2012)

Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy

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• Jack Donaghy : You don't need my advice.

  Liz Lemon : But I still want it.

• Jack Donaghy : I mean, if we wanted this thing to succeed, why would we ask Liz to officiate?

  Liz Lemon : Because I'm good at blending humor and heart?

  Jack Donaghy : I'll always care for you.

  Avery Jessup : We'll split assets in custody equally. I'll take our friends "A" through "L. " You'll get "M" through "Z".

  Jack Donaghy : Liz, divorce us.

  Liz Lemon : By the power vested in me by the website instaminister.estonia, I now pronounce you divorced.

• Jack Donaghy : Any child would be lucky to have you be the mother it loves, then hates for a few years, then loves again, then half-heartedly defends to its spouse, then puts in a home.