Gene : No one blackmails our sister but us!
Louise : Yeah! Messing with Tina is a privilege, not a right!
Gene : [about Tina's erotic friends fiction] You should do one with the janitor and the principal. Their babies would be beautiful.
Tina : I did, and they're not.
Gene : Does margarita mix have alcohol in it?
Louise : No. Mom uses it to fill the hummingbird feeder.
Louise : Tammy just farted!
Gene : Augh! My ears can smell it!
Gene : And when you're done here, clean my litter box. And don't tell mom and dad about my litter box.
Tina : Please don't tell mom and dad.
Louise : Oh, we won't. But it'll cost ya.
Gene : Ten thousand dollars!
Louise : Or, you do all our chores for a month.
Gene : Ooh, even better!
Louise : It's like watching two monkeys at the puberty zoo.
Gene : What is wrong with her face? Did her eyes get a flu shot?
Gene : To the cafeteria to save Tina, and get me another brownie!
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