- Bullets. Blood. Bingo.
- It's hard to live when you can't die.
- I'm the Jack of all trades
- This could be bad
- I don't care
- You won't see me again
- Call me Vlad
- Cain is my name and eating humans is my game
- Kill your brother and wander the earth forever- is that fair?
- My usual activities- walking, bingo and getting punched in the head
- I don't want to talk- I'd rather walk
- If you punch me twice- I won't be nice
- Buried bullets in the brain give me a migraine
- Things that are old must be sold
- I prefer that bullets go through me rather then embed within me
- The message on my knife may bring me to life
- You can't kill Cain with a bullet to the brain
- Cain killed Able and that's no fable
- Licking blood from the floor just makes me want more
- I'm a dead-pan man living without a plan
- My name was Vlad, that's why I'm so sad
- Hit me in the head and you might get dead
- I want to eat you, so it makes no sense to greet you
- I've seen so many tears over thousands of years that now I just walk and try not to talk
- A monster sleeps in me and must never be set free, so I drift through life avoiding all strife
- Fingers are tasty and crunchy, but spit out the nails or the taste test fails
- Walking the earth gives me no mirth
- Being married more than twice isn't that nice
- Bingo, sleeping and TV are the main activities for me
- You better believe- in Adam and Eve
- My daughter is nice, but I'm cold as ice
- I want my daughter to live, but right now that's all I have to give
- Ancient words on a knife saved my daughter's life
- Finding a bad man to eat can be a difficult feat
- God looks like an old man with a hat- what's up with that?
- My sleep is filled with chaos, screams and really ugly dreams
- My urge to eat flesh is strong, but I fight it because I know it is wrong
- A bullet through the hand isn't that grand
- Stab wounds are quick to heal so they're no big deal
- My compulsion to eat human meat can only be delayed when Bingo is played
- Cain once had wings and probably flew, but God made him walk so, that's all he can do
- I remember hating you. Never call me again.
- Vaginas are like coupon books for alcohol
- We just met a few hours ago, so knock it down a peg
- Get out of here you un-aborted brat. I don't want you, no one wants you
- Well, I like to stay under the radar, but your dad had other ideas. So, that's that.
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