Community (TV Series)
Paranormal Parentage (2013)
Danny Pudi: Abed Nadir
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Quotes
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Abed Nadir : I remember when this show was about community college.
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Jeff Winger : No, this year I planned a two person costume with Annie. She's going as my ring girl.
Annie Edison : Pretty freaky deaky, huh?
Jeff Winger : Annie, no. I meant the boxing match ring girl. The sexy ones that hold the round numbers.
Annie Edison : Yeah, see, this is why we can't just text about it, Jeff. I don't watch sports.
Abed Nadir : There's no boxer in The Ring.
Annie Edison : I don't watch scary movies!
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Jeff Winger : I do not have daddy issues.
Abed Nadir : [watching on a cc monitor] You get two minutes.
Britta Perry : Denial is the first step to acceptance.
Jeff Winger : That can't be right.
Britta Perry : Says the denyist.
Jeff Winger : Not a word.
Britta Perry : You want to keep digging this hole? Confronting your daddy issues now could prevent you from ending up haunted, like Pierce.
Jeff Winger : I'll never end up like Pierce.
Britta Perry : Won't you?
Jeff Winger : No, because I'm nothing like him.
Britta Perry : Aren't you?
Jeff Winger : Are you gonna keep doing that?
Britta Perry : Am I?
Jeff Winger : The worst therapist? No, because you're not a therapist.