Criminal Minds (TV Series)

Profiling 101 (2012)

Adam Nelson: Thomas Yates

Quotes 

• [last lines] 

  Thomas Yates : [hums and sings]  "Happy birthday to you / Happy birthday to you / Happy birthday Agent Rossi / Happy birthday to you." And many more.

• Thomas Yates : I've got something for you. It's a present. Open it.

  David Rossi : What is it?

  Thomas Yates : Open it and see.

  David Rossi : You shouldn't have.

  Thomas Yates : Surprise. Those are some of the girls I took, the ones you didn't find. There's forty there.

  David Rossi : Why should I believe you?

  Thomas Yates : I thought you might ask that. It's all part of the deal.

  David Rossi : Look, let's get something straight. There is no deal.

  Thomas Yates : Not yet.

  David Rossi : Not ever.

  Thomas Yates : There's actually a hundred and one names, and I remember all of them, and I'll tell you where I put them. Here's what I want: One, no death penalty. I don't care if I rot in here, but no chair and no injections. Two, I want a transfer to the East Coast. Grandma's dead. Nothing holding me here. Plus, I like the idea of snow in the winter. Never really had that growing up.

  David Rossi : I didn't come all this way to get smoke blown up my ass.

  Thomas Yates : After I get my sentence commuted and my transfer, I'll give you more names, but only one each year... to keep you honest, you understand.

  David Rossi : Anything else?

  Thomas Yates : Yes. I get to decide when you get the name. It'll be on a special day of my choosing, and you have to come and get it from me personally. What do you say, Agent? Hm? Deal?

• Thomas Yates : Any plans for the big day? Come on. You should get out and do something. Never know how many of these you got left.

  David Rossi : What's her name?

  Thomas Yates : I used to hate birthdays when I was a kid. That's why I like celebrating yours.

  David Rossi : Her name.

  [Yates throws a paper]