Modern Family (TV Series)
Snip (2012)
Sarah Hyland: Haley Dunphy
Quotes
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Luke Dunphy : He's having an ass-ectomy. I hear things.
Haley Dunphy : You're getting your tonsils out?
Alex Dunphy : Ugh! This family needs a dumbass-ectomy.
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Haley Dunphy : Oh, my god, what is that outfit? Are you going Goth? You still sleep with a stuffed panda.
Alex Dunphy : Don't you have a fraternity to pass out in?
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Haley Dunphy : You didn't send the little green jacket?
Claire Dunphy : Honey, I am not doing this again. It took me an hour to mail that package before. I have post-post office traumatic stress disorder.
Haley Dunphy : Stop smiling. It's not that clever.
Claire Dunphy : It is clever, and there's no way I'm going back there today.
Haley Dunphy : Oh, my god! I hate you so much!
Claire Dunphy : [Phone beeps] Oh, sorry, that's your father. Gotta go!
Phil Dunphy : Claire, where are you?
Claire Dunphy : Oh, honey, I just had a hellish experience at the post office. I have post-post office traumatic stress disorder.
Phil Dunphy : Nailed it.
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Haley Dunphy : Mom shaved Skylar's head? That's hilarious!
Alex Dunphy : It's not gonna be so fun the next time she bothers to show up for school.
Haley Dunphy : [Claire enters behind Alex, but stays hidden] What do you care? You know you don't even like her.
Alex Dunphy : I don't. Skylar's awful. Mom actually did me a huge favor.
Haley Dunphy : Oh, my God, do not tell her that. She will never shut up.
Alex Dunphy : I know. Remember when you admitted that you didn't hate that James Taylor concert she dragged you to?
Haley Dunphy : She was unbearable! 'I told you!'
Haley Dunphy , Alex Dunphy : 'He's got the voice of an angel!'
[Both laugh]
Haley Dunphy : She's such a nerd. I kind of miss her, though.