- [after seeing attractive women on the telly the night before, Martin has a new experience on waking up, and asks Padraic if he knows what might be happening]
- Padraic: So you've started to pitch the old tent, huh! You're flyin' the flesh flag. Buildin' the dirty snow man. Been there, kid. Been there.
- Martin Moone: So... what does it mean?
- Padraic: I dunno.
- [later, he confides in Padraic again when he starts having to hide his sheets in the morning]
- Padraic: So the dam's burst, huh! The trawlers went out to sea. The choo-choo's left willy station. Been there, kid. Been there.
- Martin Moone: You don't know what it means, do you!
- Padraic: Not a clue. I have a theory about it being related to cloud formations, but there's no real science behind it.