- Starscream: This is what the humans call "The Information Superhighway"? A trillion gigabytes of data and none of it useful!
- [Smokescreen and Jack are watching cars pass on the highway from atop a nearby mesa, looking for a vehicle mode for Smokescreen]
- Smokescreen: Nope.
- Jack Darby: How about... that one?
- Smokescreen: Nah, that's more Ratchet's speed, don'tcha think?
- Jack Darby: Cement truck?
- Smokescreen: Yeah, if I were a Constructicon! Seriously? This is the best your planet has to offer?
- Jack Darby: No, but this is Jasper.
- Smokescreen: I feel for ya.
- [Smokescreen arrives via ground bridge in vehicle mode: a ground-hugging race car with '38" on checkered flags painted on the doors]
- Arcee: Apparently nobody defined "low profile" for him.