- J.R. Ewing: I don't see how this it's my fault.
- Ann Ewing: Of course you don't, you're a sociopath!
- J.R. Ewing: Well there's no need to call names.
- Ann Ewing: He called me Wife number 3?
- Sue Ellen Ewing: That's when I slapped him.
- Ann Ewing: That deserves a muffin.
- John Ross Ewing: He finally got what he's always wanted, but he's being pig-headed and selfish.
- Sue Ellen Ewing: [sarcastically] That's so unlike J.R.