Castle (TV Series)
Undead Again (2012)
Nathan Fillion: Richard Castle
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Quotes
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[as Kyle, presumed dead, arises from the autopsy table and flees]
Kate Beckett : Castle, call for backup!
[runs in pursuit]
Richard Castle : [picking up phone] How, How do I...
M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : Nine.
Richard Castle : Nine.
Richard Castle : [dials, then to Perlmutter] Is there a police code for "zombie on the loose"?
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Richard Castle : Our killer's a zombie!
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Richard Castle : I'm actually surprised at your interest in this case, Mother.
Martha Rodgers : Well, I really do know the difference between a first-rate makeup job and actual decay. You wanna see some real zombies, check out the red carpet at the Tony Awards.
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Richard Castle : Charlie has not been wrong yet. Maybe our killer is Patient Zero, out there right now on the streets of New York, building an army of the undead.
Kate Beckett : Castle, what we are looking for is *not* a zombie but a very smart criminal who murdered David Lock and is now making our only witness look crazy. And he also dressed up in makeup and a costume to hide his identity.
Richard Castle : Unless that's not costume or makeup.
Kevin Ryan : I mean, he does... look like a real zombie.
Javier Esposito : A real zombie? I'm embarrassed for you, bro.
Kate Beckett : Okay, then explain this. Why would a zombie go after a currency trader at 4 AM in a garage?
Richard Castle : [to Ryan] This one's easy.
[to Beckett]
Richard Castle : The more intelligent the victim, the more delicious the brains.
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Kevin Ryan : Castle, do you really believe in all this zombie stuff? Because I-I would *swear* on my nana's grave that Kyle Jennings was dead.
Richard Castle : No. You know what I do believe in? Driving Beckett crazy.
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Javier Esposito : He's not a zombie, Castle. He's just a murderer.
Richard Castle : Well, then, what was his motive for murder, Detective Esposito?
[Esposito gives him a look]
Richard Castle : Kyle sold insurance. He had no criminal record. There's no evidence he even knew our victim.
Kate Beckett : He's a human killer, with a human motive.
Richard Castle : Or he's a zombie killer, with a zombie motive.
Kate Beckett : [answers phone] Beckett.
Richard Castle : [whispers to Ryan] Tasty brains.
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M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : What is it, Castle?
Richard Castle : No, I was just... wondering... before this man died, he was behaving exactly like a zombie. Is there any medical way to determine if he actually... was... one?
[Beckett scoffs]
M.E. Sidney Perlmutter : Why is he in my morgue?
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[last lines]
[in Zombie makeup and voice, looking into the camera and breaking the forth wall]
Richard Castle : This isn't over.
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[first lines]
[while reading, Alexis is startled by and electronic blast behind her only to find Castle in his laser tag outfit]
Alexis Castle : Dad! What are you doing?
Richard Castle : You have 30 seconds to suit up.
Alexis Castle : I...
Richard Castle : The game is afoot.
Alexis Castle : Dad...
Richard Castle : Wait... Let me savor this... Haven't got the drop on you since you were 10. Ah, this feels like... victory.
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Richard Castle : Being a fan of zombie lore, I get it. But what's the appeal of being a zombie? Like look at this guy. Who would want to be alive in a decayed, mindless state? Being a vampire - that I understand. That's the romantic route to immortality. The, uh, gentlemen's monster, as it were.