- Ed Alzate: This weekend, we're going to escape to nature as we defeat Ted's Tackle Box in the Grudge Cup.
- Mike Baxter: I wish it was that easy.
- Ed Alzate: It will be, 'cause I hired a new fork-lift guy who's a master marksman. He can shoot a nut out of a squirrel's paw at 400 yards.
- Mike Baxter: Can he operate the fork lift?
- Ed Alzate: Who cares? After we win, I'm gonna fire him.
- Mike Baxter: So let me get this straight: you hired a strange guy who's a sniper, and you're gonna fire him.
- Ed Alzate: I might not have thought this all the way through.