Last Man Standing (TV Series)

Wherefore Art Thou, Mike Baxter (2012)

Hector Elizondo: Ed Alzate

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• Ed Alzate : This weekend, we're going to escape to nature as we defeat Ted's Tackle Box in the Grudge Cup.

  Mike Baxter : I wish it was that easy.

  Ed Alzate : It will be, 'cause I hired a new fork-lift guy who's a master marksman. He can shoot a nut out of a squirrel's paw at 400 yards.

  Mike Baxter : Can he operate the fork lift?

  Ed Alzate : Who cares? After we win, I'm gonna fire him.

  Mike Baxter : So let me get this straight: you hired a strange guy who's a sniper, and you're gonna fire him.

  Ed Alzate : I might not have thought this all the way through.