- Elliot Salad: [about his daughter] Guess what her favorite TV show is.
- Carol Rance: [enthusiastically] Pucks?
- Elliot Salad: No, seriously, guess.
- Carol Rance: [referring to Merc being fired] When are you gonna tell him?
- Elliot Salad: I thought I'd wait 'til after his Man of the Year thing; at least let him have that.
- Carol Rance: That's nice.
- Elliot Salad: Also, that way we can empty out his office while he's there.