- Donna Paulsen: I'm sorry I don't have a photographic memory, but my brain is already busy being awesome.
- [both characters are high, eating]
- Mike Ross: The whole bag? How do you even do that man? I've got like crazy cotton mouth right now.
- Harvey Specter: [Harvey with mouth full] Harvey Specter doesn't get cotton mowf.
- Mike Ross: [mocking] Cotton mowf?
- Harvey Specter: No.
- Mike Ross: [laughs] I guess Harvey Specter does get cotton mowf.
- Harvey Specter: [still with mouth full] I can't help it these preztels...
- Mike Ross: [both characters in unison] are making me
- [louder emphasis]
- Mike Ross: thirsty!
- [both laugh]
- Harvey Specter: You know what? I know what we're gonna do. I'm going to get the can opener.
- Mike Ross: Are you serious right now? You're not messing with me? You're finally going to tell me what you do with that can opener?
- Harvey Specter: Do I look serious?
- Mike Ross: You look stoned.
- Harvey Specter: I am, but I never joke about the can opener. Come on! Let's go, let's go, come on. What we do is...