- Mona: Holy shit, Missy.
- [looking in the mirror, looking like Missy]
- Nathan Fillion: Oh my gosh. I'm stuck in his gorgeous mountain of a body.
- Mona: You sure are.
- Nathan Fillion: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God, what do I do?
- Mona: Quick. Feel your own buttocks.
- Nathan Fillion: Mona, this is serious. But so is this can, eyebrows, eyebrows.
- [they heard a knock on the door]
- Nathan's Assistant: Uh, Mr. Fillion, they're ready for you on set.
- Nathan Fillion: Be there in a minute, because I'm Canadian beefcake Nathan Fillion, not a terrified teenage girl touching my own butt.
- [chuckles]
- Marty Glouberman: [Andrew as Marty] Mrs. Birch, I need to talk to Nick.
- Diane Birch: Marty?
- Marty Glouberman: [panicked in fright] No. I mean, yes. Yeah. I mean... Would you just put Nick on, please?
- Diane Birch: [calls on Nick] Nick, Andrew's dad is on the phone for you.
- [holds the phone to him]
- Seamus MacGregor: [tired] Mr. Glouberman?
- Marty Glouberman: Oh, Sorry, Grandpa MacGregor, I needed to talk to Nick.
- Seamus MacGregor: This is Nick. Wait. Why is my voice so weird? And why do I feel my skeleton?
- Marty Glouberman: Aw, SHIT. Nick, it happened to you too.
- Seamus MacGregor: [Nick as Seamus] What happened?
- Marty Glouberman: This is Andrew.
- [looks at his underwear]
- Marty Glouberman: I woke up in my dad's body.
- Seamus MacGregor: WHAT? What are you talking about?
- Marty Glouberman: [shocked] JUST GO LOOK IN THE MIRROR!
- [he goes looking in the mirror looking like an old man, and gets shocked]
- Seamus MacGregor: AH! MY FACE. MY BODY.
- Rick: Oh, shit, Nick. You turned into a California Raisin.
- Seamus MacGregor: I'm my fucking grandpa. Oh GOD! Do you think this has happened to anyone else?
- [first lines]
- [fades in recap of the ninth episode]
- Andrew Glouberman: I wish my dad could stop being such an asshole.
- Nick Birch: I wish I had my parents back.
- Jessi Glaser: I wish... my dad would love me the way he loves that STUPID BABY.
- Missy Foreman-Greenwald: [points at Nathan Fillion] I wish I was irresistible.
- Jay Bilzerian: I wish I wasn't ME.
- [he looks at the moon when a shooting star shoots in twinkling from the sky]