Bob's Burgers (TV Series)

Synchronized Swimming (2012)

Eugene Mirman: Gene Belcher

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Quotes 

• Tina : Marco!

  Gene : Wahlberg!

• Gene : Hey, mom, when you're done scrubing your pelvic floor, can you check my math homework?

  Linda : There's nothing here except a picture of a robot.

  Gene : Who better to do math than a robot? They're made of math!

• Linda : I dreamed that I was breast feeding Gene again, but he had a long, white beard, like Santa Claus. It was freaky.

  Gene : That can be our next Christmas card.

• Bob : You are now Team Soft Serve.

  Gene : I did a big soft serve this morning, so I should be team captain.

• Louise : Now we'll have to take summer school.

  Bob : Summer school?

  Louise : Yeah. What's next? Summer church? Summer dentist?

  Gene : Summer visit to grandma?

  Tina : Summer camp? Wait, I'd go there.

• Louise : [sprinkles talcum powder on Gene]  Anthrax! Run for your lives!

  Gene : Anthrax? Aaah! Anthrax smells like babies!

• Louise : We're out of PE for the rest of the year, my friend.

  Gene : Yeah! Who needs it?

  [Gene tries to opens the door but can't] 

  Tina : Here, let me try.

  [Tina opens the door easily] 

  Gene : Huh. I should exercise.

• Louise : The whole point of independent study was so we wouldn't feel judged.

  Mr. Frond : You're judged from the day you were born 'till the day you die. The school board is going to watch you swim tomorrowl, and I want to see some scissor kicks and perfect splits, or you'll have to go to summer school!

  Gene : Summer school? Aaaugh! What am I gonna wear?

• Gene Belcher : I hate the whole shirts and skins thing.