Meet the Medic (2011 Video)
Gary Schwartz: Heavy, Demoman
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Quotes
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Heavy : [the Medic drops the new, and now ÜberCharged, baboon heart in the Heavy's open chest cavity, where it wriggles] Should I be awake for this?
Medic : Ah heh. Well, no, heh. But as long as you are, could you hold your rib cage open a bit?
[he tries to push the heart in]
Medic : I can't... seem...
[suddenly, the heart is shoved in with a crack]
Heavy : Ah!
[a rib has broken off]
Medic : Oh, don't be such a baby. Ribs grow back!
[to his pet dove, Archimedes]
Medic : No they don't.
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Heavy : [on the operating table, the Heavy laughs as Medic finishes a joke] Oh-hoh-ho no more!
Medic : Wait, wait, wait, it gets better. When the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!
[laughs again, then pauses]
Medic : Anyway, that's how I lost my medical license, heh.
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Medic : [the Medic has Heavy's heart outside his body temporarily while operating, keeping him alive with a medi-gun. He prepares to augment the Heavy's heart with a mechanical device for accepting an ÜberCharge] Now, most hearts couldn't withstand this voltage, but I'm fairly certain your heart...
[the heart explodes]
Heavy : What was noise?
Medic : The sound of progress, my friend.
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Heavy : [getting ready to attack an incoming wave of soldiers, the Medic's ÜberCharge is ready] Doctor! Are you sure this will work?
Medic : Ha ha ha, I have no idea!
[he flips on the ÜberCharge switch, making the Heavy invincible, and they advance forward with the Heavy's minigun mowing down soldiers]
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Heavy : [invincible while attacking the incoming soldiers with his minigun] I am bulletproof!