- [Sadie runs into two cops on the road]
- Heavier Cop: Where you headed?
- Sadie: Oh, just went to get some cigarettes, head back to the house with my boyfriend. Shady habit.
- [pause]
- Sadie: The cigarettes, not my boyfriend.
- Sadie: That's the thing about threesomes, of course. You got to do it all together. You can't do it separately.
- Sadie: [to Jennifer] You and me, we always said that men are like dogs. Someone just smiles at 'em, they'll jump up and sleep in their bed.
- Sadie: [reading Kevin's texts aloud to him after discovering he's been cheating] Last Friday, you text, "I miss your magic pussy"! What's magic about it, honey? Does she pull rabbits out of it?