30 Rock (TV Series)
Grandmentor (2012)
Alec Baldwin: Jack Donaghy
Quotes
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Jack Donaghy : The annual "TGS" viewer walk-on contest. It's great promotion, Lemon. We found that if someone is actually on NBC, they're 4% more likely to watch it.
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Jenna Maroney : Well, you better hurry, Jack. Oxygen is already working on a movie About the baby miners.
Jack Donaghy : Then we'll have to slow them down. Gabriel, send a bunch of pies to the Oxygen Network.
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Jack Donaghy : [carrying casting folder for role of Avery] Jack! What the hell is this?
Jack Donaghy : Where did you get that?
Jenna Maroney : Donna from casting and I are friends. Well, not so much friends as I own a magnet that can scramble her pacemaker.
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Jenna Maroney : Oh, I see. You think I'm stupid, just because my college got tipped over by those Miami Heat fans.
Jack Donaghy : I didn't say stupid. Jenna, there are many kinds of intelligence. Practical, emotional, and there's actual intelligence, which is what I'm talking about.
