Animal Control (TV Series)

Weasels and Ostriches (2023)

Gerry Dee: Templeton Dudge

Quotes 

• Emily : Yeah. Frank, I just got an earful from the superintendent.

  Frank : I was getting coffee. I'm guilty of negligence, not incompetence. It's a lower crime.

  Templeton Dudge : Came to gloat about the weasel barbecue.

  [all groans] 

  Frank : You're here to enjoy my misfortune, which is a taunt, not a gloat.

  Templeton Dudge : Always an education when you talk to Frank.

  Frank : You're a rube. Do you know what that is?

  Templeton Dudge : Rumor is, couple filed a complaint that'll require damage control. I'm offering my services, Emily, 'cause I know you get a little nervous and sweaty in high-stress situations.

  Emily : Uh, no, no. I have everything under control, Templeton.

  Templeton Dudge : Well, when you don't, I'll come back to gloat. Did I get that right, Frank?

  Frank : No, that was a threat.

  Templeton Dudge : Ah... whatever. Word nerd.