Animal Control (TV Series)

Weasels and Ostriches (2023)

Neil Corbett: Animal Control Officer 1

Quotes 

• Amit Patel : [phone vibrating]  Greenview Meadow Preschool. Oh, God in heaven, no. There's no way this isn't something awful.

  [answers phone] 

  Amit Patel : Hello? Yeah.

  [covers phone's mic] 

  Amit Patel : Danny won't poop in school again. He's like me, he gets nervous at away games.

  Victoria Sands : Aww, poor sausage.

  Amit Patel : Yeah, go ahead and put him on. Hey buddy, it's okay, listen. Just like we do at home, okay?

  [begins to sing] 

  Amit Patel : I know what to do... when I'm about to poo... I go to the potty, pull my underwear down...

  Amit Patel , Victoria Sands , Fred 'Shred' Taylor , Animal Control Officer 1 , Animal control officer #2 , Frank : [all sing in unison]  And I sit and wait... I sit and wait... I sit and wait until the poop falls down. Then I wipe and wipe, 'till brown leaves town, I put it in the potty and I flush it down. Whooo!

  Victoria Sands : Banger!

  Amit Patel : Wow, sounds like you had quite a bit. I'm proud of you, my little soldier.

  Fred 'Shred' Taylor : Way to go, Danny!

  Amit Patel : Okay. Alright. Bye.

  [disconnects call]